When you’re having anal and the guy pulls out so hard that shit gets suctioned out of the ass and then you vomit bc that shit is nasty. The aftermath is called Swedish Milk
Guy 1: you won’t believe what happened last night!
Guy 2: what???
Guy 1: let’s just say I have swedish milk all over my carpet....
Guy 2: what???
Guy 1: let’s just say I have swedish milk all over my carpet....
by boxeshavefeelings July 4, 2018
Get the swedish milk mug.The swedish bikini is what all swedes wear going to the beach - nothing. No top or bottoms, just the birthsuit. It is considered typically Swedish to be naked on the beach and the phenomenon is spreading across the world
by Annieotherday July 5, 2018
Get the Swedish bikini mug.I’m never going to get out of this IKEA with these Swedish Salmon slowing everything down and blocking the path to the registers.
by playedthedleif January 26, 2019
Get the Swedish Salmon mug.The jizz of multiple Swedish guys, typically mixed inside the recipient a la Creampie.
Credit goes to KakashiFNGRL
Credit goes to KakashiFNGRL
by Hebbe October 1, 2018
Get the Swedish Caviar Mix mug.the swedish card swipe is when an individual runs their tongue from the beginning of a persons buttcrack all the way from the back to the front and then right along the seam of the nutsack
by Mustela February 6, 2023
Get the swedish card swipe mug.A swedish erection is when a guy cant assemble a full erection. Generally he just holds the base really tight to give enough ridgidity for penetration. As with ikea furniture sure you can assemble a coffee table but its not strong enough to put a coffee cup on.
by Ausandy October 20, 2023
Get the Swedish erection mug.by Robert Sanvagene October 25, 2023
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