Wet Towel Test

The process of hanging a wet towel off of the male genitalia; If the test-taker is particularly well-endowed, the towel will hang without touching the floor.

He may be an asshole, but he can pass the wet towel test. He must be worth something.

by Atomic_Barrage May 26, 2010

Hot Test

A failed urine drug screen.

I got popped by my probation officer for taking a hot test.

by Nast-E August 21, 2007

Crash Test Dummies

Nineties folk rock at its finest. Sample hits include "Swimming in your Ocean" and "Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm".

Mitch Dorge is also an awesome drummer. Oh and they're Canadian. Rock on.

Crash Test Dummies rule.

by MrKapper July 2, 2006

the fitnessgram pacer test

"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding "

hey we have to do the fitnessgram pacer test again???
~walks away and yells NOPE!!!! fuck this shit im out!!!!!!!!!!!!~

by smoldylan o'bean. February 3, 2017

crush test dummy

A guy/girl who becomes the test subject in a relationship. He/she had a crush on you, without knowing that you're just wanna play around with him/her. Usually ends with the guy/girl being dumped.

Watch the movie 'How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days' to get better idea

Guy #1: That jock at school just wanna have fun with one of the cheerleaders. He doesn't intend to have serious relationship with her

Guy #2: Too bad the girl still fell in love with him
Guy #1: Oh well, there goes another crush test dummy

by chrno July 27, 2010

Facebook STD Test

Based on the hypothesis that an individual carrying an STD would most likely refrain from "friending" a random sexual partner on Facebook.

Can be used to ascertain the following data:

A "friends" B and B accepts = NO STDs

A "friends" B and B rejects = B has an STDs and thus A might now as well.

John: Did you seriously raw dog that girl you met last night at the party?

Tim: Yea man, but she passed the Facebook STD Test because she friended me this morning.

John: Can I see her picture?

Tim: No, I rejected the request because somethings been going on down there the past few weeks that I need to get checked out.

John: Nice.

by SimpleKind of Man February 2, 2010

The Butt Test

A test popularized by LiftBigEatBig.com, The butt test is a simple method for measuring the size of the Gluteus Maximus muscles on an individual. In layman's terms, its measures how big your butt is. First, have your test subject lie on the ground, face down, preferably with their hands above their head. Load a barbell with either iron 45's, or standard size bumper plates. If the barbell rolls over their glutes without touching, that athlete is in serious trouble and needs MOAR SQUATZ immediately. If the barbell touches the glutes, that athlete will earn an acceptable score (could still use some more squats though). If the athletes glutes completely stop the barbell from rolling forward, that athlete has earned a gold star and should probably celebrate by doing some squats.

"Did you pass the butt test?" "No man, I haven't been squatting like I should be."

"That girl passed the butt test, she must be doing her squats"

by LiftBigEatBig February 7, 2012