Tennessee

A beautiful state with overall good people, but with an extremely high Christian population. People who are open Atheists are likely to get stoned to death. I would know, as I live there and am one. I can barely do anything.

Meeting new neighbor in Tennessee "Oh, hi there!." "You're what now?" *Picks up rocks*

by olkj March 20, 2011

Tennessee High

where the chafes and etters roll

During VT week, many Tennessee High students enjoy deliberately chafing Virginia High students.

by Sam Nizzle September 22, 2003

Tennessee Tongue twister

When a male cums into females mouth and then decides to make out with her after. During this process the female and male swap the cum between eachothers mouths.

During intercourse today RJ told me that him and his girl love Tennessee tongue twisters after intercourse.

by NEB16 September 2, 2009

Tennessee Log Jammer

The act of forcing a large object ( wood handle, bowling pin, small novalty bat ect,,,) into the anus of a willing and toothless girl from Tennessee or Gloucester City NJ while severly impacting the colon.

I met a girl at a bar called the Pirates den and bought her a few drinks, we later went to a motel and she demanded I give her a Tennessee log jammer until she split in two!

by Transamguy December 17, 2012

tennis dick

spraining of the dick from over working it

i got tennis dick from boofin tommy last night

by the boofer March 9, 2003

Tonsil tennis

vigirously throat fucking to point that it sounds like a tennis match at Wimbledon

Had to take my grandma to the hospital after destroying her trach during a rigorous game of tonsil tennis.

She choked on my lime jelly while we played tonsil tennis.

by Omar037 July 7, 2015

tennessee chili dog

A Tennessee Chili Dog, is when a man decides to engage in anal sex with a partner experiencing diarrhea, and after sex, pulls out his erect penis(aka the hotdog), with remnants (aka chili) left upon the penile shaft. I think you get the point after that. Why are you looking this up anyway?

Micheal, having the strong sexual desire to experience diarrheal chunks on his penis, decided to find a partner willing to give him a Tennessee Chili Dog.

by Slutterfly January 9, 2008