Tactical Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper placed in the toilet bowl on top of the water to reduce splash-back and noise.

The toilets were busy so i used tactical toilet paper to hide the fact i was taking a dump, not a piss.

by AE1990 November 14, 2011

Tactical Baptism

Aka waterboarding

Danny: Did they just waterboard that guy??
Gen. Mattis: Well I prefer the term tactical Baptism

by Tall_dweeb June 13, 2018

Tactical Nuke

Mostly known in the game "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2". This is acquired by getting a 25 Killstreak (25 kills without dieing) on the online multiplayer game modes. When you activate this, there will be a ten second countdown until the match ends and your team automatically wins. This killstreak is basically what made Modern Warfare 2 a camp-fest and surprisingly all shitty players have it on as a killstreak but never get it....

User 1: Omg I am so getting a Tactical Nuke this game!
User 2: Nah you will probably camp to get it you douche nozzle!
User: 1 Stuff you I am a legit noob asshole!

by THisguywhoaddsstuff August 5, 2010

Holy Testicle Tuesday

An expression used to describe your emotions after an extremely catastrophic event. It basically describes a tuesday obviously that ones testicles become holy. No one knows the origin, or the actual date the testicles become holy, but, we do know for sure that it's a tuesday. And thats just crazy.

me: John I just finished the rest of the beer.
John: Holy testicle tuesday.
me: No it's Saturday.

by Nitsuj0207 June 21, 2010

Left Testicle

The testicle no one likes. Its the one who always is slacking off while the right one does all the work!

Damn my left testicle keeps banging agains the right one. Now suck on it bitch!

by fuckretardsintheass! November 19, 2004

Shit tactic

A strategy used in 2D or 3D fighting video games such as street fighter, where the player relentlessly hurls projectile attacks(i.e. the hadoken) in rapid succesion, to defeat the opponent. This tactic is considered newbish but used in the right hands can be somewhat effective in annoying an inferior player.

John: My brethren, word has it that you were mercilessly defeated by Christopher in Street fighter.

Ray: Readily, I say to you, that had it not been for his infernal use of the "shit tactic" I would have prevailed and been victorious in this bout of virtual skill.

by MrWreckless January 2, 2009

Testicals

Awkward boobs for a penis

"So, did you see those testicals on that one chick?"

by seniorchinesepoopiepants October 2, 2009