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Tub

A fat human who eats pig lard. Also refers to the immediate family as "Fatass"
by LoveLAU July 31, 2020
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porcelain tub

Porcelain Tub. The rarest of all female asses that utterly confuses men of all races and religions. Like a porcelain tub it is very large, very hard, and very smooth. It is also known for its ability to stand up to a lot of abuse (durable) and retain heat similar to a porcelain tub. Female porcelain tubs have been known to induce psychosis especially in african-american or latino men.
Ohhh shiiitttt. Look at that fat ass! Hold up --- that shits not jiggling for shit. That girl got a porcelain tub!
by MONTY1975 April 16, 2017
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Hot tub

A magical place of extreme euphoria, where Chris is not allowed to go.
Chris tried to use the hot tub with out asking Jake and when he entered the hot tub, he vanished instantly.
by Hot tub owner April 4, 2024
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biscuits and gravy hot tub

A type of casual, healthy polyamorous group often consisting of two women, one man, and a nonbinary rock star. May require gluten free and dairy free considerations.
“Damn! How do I get in on a biscuits and gravy hot tub like that?!”
by Mage Hands December 2, 2021
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Make some toast in the tub

A reference to the suicide method of electrocuting oneself by getting in a bathtub of water and throwing in a toaster that’s on, coined by Bo Burnham in his song “Kill Yourself.”
Person 1: “How are you doing?”
Person 2: “I wanted to make some toast in the tub, but other than that, I’m fine.”
by zealasquigs April 30, 2023
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tub slurper

The practice of slurping water out of a bath drain after another male has masturbated and orgasmed in the water during his bath.
by Mr._Meat_Whisle March 25, 2024
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Slug the tub

Yeah bro I’m gonna slug the tub tonight. Becky is fucking huge
by Tremballsgggg March 27, 2019
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