salad toshed

getting your salad tossed by daniel tosh, this says it will reject definitions including non celebrities i hope you have enough star power tosh

Oh man i cant believe i got my salad toshed that was delightful yet weird

by t the kid July 6, 2010

crop dust toss

The act of farting in ones hand and then tossing it in someones face, also known as a portable crop dust.

crop dust toss works best when driving in the car, reaching down cupping a fart in your hand, then throwing the stench in the drivers/passengers face. (if driver performs this locking the windows is a nice touch)

by mega duster January 31, 2010

toss me some sprinkles

A handshake, raising the hand and acting like sprinkling "sprinkles" on ice cream. A sign of together-ness, respect.

John can you help me with the homework.

Sure toss me some sprinkles.

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Nice job on that play. Toss me some Sprinkles, bro!

by Kevlar Ace February 8, 2008

broad-tosser

The card dealer in the Three Card Monte con. Always promoted as a game of skill. The con artist uses three cards, usually two black spot cards and a red Queen. After placing a lengthwise crimp (bend) in them, he uses a tossing motion with both hands to mix the cards when throwing them facedown on the table. The mark is invited to guess where the Queen lands and is, of course, encouraged to place a wager. Monte hustlers usually work as a team, with a lookout and a third member who acts as a shill to win money and get the crowd involved in the betting.

The big money in this scam comes at the end through a sucker bet. The card dealer (also known as a "broad tosser" because of the action of tossing the Queen) appears to inadvertently place a bend on the corner of the red Queen. The shill informs the mark of this mistake and promises huge profits. What the mark doesn't know is that the card tosser now removes the bend from the red Queen and places an identical bend on one of the black spot cards. Once the mark looses all of his money the scam is moved to another location.

Before being appointed President by the U.S. Supreme Court, George "Dubya" Bush was a broad-tosser in several Texas-based investment schemes. He now applies his well-honed skills at the international level.

by Bob Martin July 11, 2004

Tossing Pizza

The act of farting and wafting the smell upward and toward your friend, in a motion similar to if you were to toss pizza dough. Thus the term tossing a pizza.

Tossing Pizza
"Dude i just tossed a mean pizza"

"WTF are you doing ?"
"Tossing a Pizza !! "

"Dam, someone just tossed a pizza in the elevator."

by Pizza Tosser December 8, 2009

This is for all the Tostitos

A phrase used to downgrade the meaning of any large scale event by plugging the product that sponsors the event.

Brent Musburger with :02 seconds left before Auburn kicks a game winning field goal to win the Tostitos BCS National Championship Game: "This is for all the Tostitos"

by geniusonwheels January 12, 2011

Tossing the Truffles

The act of avoiding crazed, clingy, predatory women by passing them off to a friend(s), who may very well be going in way over their head(s), so as to avoid unwanted, sexual relations and intense, mental duress.

Usually, such an action is an act of desperation, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

Ken: I'm giving up on trying to keep Pamela as a Platonic friend. She's on the prowl and wants to jump my bones. She's tried face-raping me several times while I was trying to do my homework. And then the other day, she called me 10 times in a row when I ignored a text from her. Enough's enough!

John: Damn, that's ridiculous! What are you gonna do?

Ken: I'm tossing the truffles to Sam. She's pick up on his scent, and he's willing and gullible enough to go for her.... poor bastard.

by Ringo the Dragon December 6, 2011