by katmeup7 January 11, 2009
Get the switchout mug.The hypothesis that someone is more likely to get some ass if they are switch. Since people who are switch can easily slip into the role their partner desires.
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When a man who is having rough anal sex with either a man or a woman, and before ejaculating, the man withdraws and cums into the woman/mans nasal passage, then the man or woman then snot rockets the semen into the mans mouth.
by Mr. Iamsodamnsick January 22, 2013
Get the Ukrainian Switcheroo mug.To demand to go to the bathroom first, claiming that you will be faster because all you have to do is urinate, but then while you are on the toilet, you start taking a crap.
Man, when my roommate got home from the bar, I really had to go to the bathroom, but he claimed he should go first because he only had to piss, but once he got on there, I could smell him, he pulled a piss and switch, and I was stuck waiting outside the bathroom for 15 minutes!
by God Of Bread Sticks January 15, 2010
Get the piss and switch mug.The Russian Switch is a common trick used in Russian Literature and by Scott Baumgartner. While the etymology of this term is somewhat ambiguous and often misunderstood, it has most commonly been associated with the act of performing a meta-switch involving the major forces of nature acting upon the conquered world. The Russian Switch cannot be realized theoretically - it must be fully actualized in an active, not passive, manner.
by Kyle "Sinbad" Stone February 7, 2005
Get the Russian Switch mug.While engaged in "doggy-style" sex, a man withdraws his penis from the woman's vagina, grasps it by the base of the shaft and slaps it against the woman's butt cheek, mimicking the act of corporal punishment with a hickory switch.
Instead of impregnating his wife, Ronald instead chose to finish with the Hickory Switch and stained the comforter.
by subtlecannon June 4, 2011
Get the the Hickory Switch mug.The act of standing still and clenching your buttocks together in an attempt to prevent a poop until you can reach a restroom.
by Smellfree May 11, 2009
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