Shatterbrown

When you poop yourself and you can feel it starts to drip while you stand up and it runs down your leg and and when you walk more shit comes out and it looks like minced meat

Person 1: Fuck, I had a Shatterbrown right now
Everyone: *runs*

by dominoguy11 September 2, 2019

Shatters

A new term used by VSCO girls that basically means the same thing as lit, fire, or slaps.

Annoying Middle School Girl 1: Hey Juno, that new scrunchie on your hydroflask shatters!
Annoying Middle School Girl 2: Thanks, Midnight! My mom bought it for me in addition to these Birkenstocks!

by lemons-hate-you October 13, 2019

Shatteronied

When someone hasn’t slept for days

Leon-“omg did you see Finn today he had jugs under his eyes like Lauren , he was shatteronied”

by Ugh oh poopy stinky October 18, 2019

Starter brotha

When a white girl dates her first black man. He’s usually been white washed. Not a brotha brotha.

Kinga: He’s hot!

Flynn: Yeah, he cool but he’s a starter brotha. You need a brotha brotha.

Kinga: Well with all your talk about a brotha experience, I’m down.

by Brothaontheinside November 1, 2019

scattertude

When a person has got attitude or is upset by something then "scatters" throws all their belongings of objects about.

My wife got upset with me and then trashed the room. She had proper Scattertude

by Bagsy45 November 3, 2019

scatterbitched

When you like one girl but you also like another girl.

You see I like Lisa but I also like Karen. Many I’m scatterbitched

by Andrew Forcienal November 8, 2019

Shattered web

When the crusty nut in your pants chips off and breaks to thousands of pieces

OMG, I forgot to nut outside my pants and now they've crusted up and there's shattered web everywhere

by Cloutos November 26, 2019