stalingrad

shoving the red armys flag up your partners butthole.

i wanna give you a stalingrad.

by wolve eyes April 14, 2009

Staging

When a buddy covers for a friend by arranging a workspace (office or cube) to give the appearance the friend is in the office but just away from their desk.

Bridget was running late, luckily Ben was used to staging her office so it looked like she was there and did so quickly.

by Jenab75 September 8, 2009

staining the deck

the act of taking a shit on the pussy

man 1:man i stained the deck last night
man 2:dude fukn nastey, but i love staining the deck

by skinhead1488 August 1, 2010

Cum Stain Conception

Accidental conception of a child due to an ovulating woman sitting on a patch of semen.

Rumoured to be the cause of the immaculate conception of jesus

"Mummy was i an accident?"
"Not just a an accident, but a cum stain conception as a matter of fact"

by Rhys Rohypnol July 28, 2009

grass stain

When you do a girl anal and you get that shit thats green on your dick and you cockslap her in the face with it.

Guy1:I grass stained my girl last night
Guy2:lols
Guy1:I broke up with her afterwards
Guy2:why?
Guy1:she liked it.

by diarrheaman May 1, 2011

ass stain

doesn't exist, if you mean "shit stain" or "turd/poop stain" it makes sense but your ass physically does not stain, if you use this word you're a moron.

"Damn I got an ass stain dude"
"You mean shit stain you idiot"

by Carlbrad05 February 28, 2017

mayonnaise stains

The crispy and dried stains you find in the crotch of women's panties.

I had every intention of sniffing her panties but then I noticed the mayonnaise stains and quickly changed my mind.

by Fav December 3, 2006