Splopping

The act of ejaculating on a public toilet seat, with the intent that somebody will sit on it.

Max: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"

Oliver: "Sorry dude I just got done splopping."

by aquaticsexmachine February 18, 2025

Slapping the Puck

Describing someone with an abnormally wide, but extremely short penis, engaging in masturbation.

"Yo man where were you all weekend?"
"I was was slapping the puck bro"

by Darminator05 April 1, 2025

straplings

"Straplings" are the tiny bits of wire insulation that remain as scrap after stripping the ends of electrical wiring in preparation for crimping or soldering on terminals. This is most precisely used to refer to the circular "rings" of insulation pieces removed in one piece during the stripping process.
Singular form is "strapling".

It is customary and considerate to vacuum up the straplings after completing a harness rework in the Elab.

by EEChris April 9, 2025

Spratting

When two semi-straight males make aggressive eye contact while jerking each other off. There also must be a third party pissing on their feet for no apparent reason. The first one to cum must be called "gay" in order for the second and third party to not actually be gay.

Bruh, did you see Brandon and Eli spratting each other last night by the bon fire?

by KY Daddy April 9, 2025

Scraping

When you put a solo cup over your dick in the shower so it stays dirty, and then after 6 weeks of cheese build up you scrape it off and put in a jar until it ferments into a nice creamy stinky paste that you can put on toast

Hey Trevian have you been scraping lately? My cheese has been fermenting for weeks now and I’m dying to try it

by Trevian Martinez May 26, 2025

scraping by

Waking up after a coke binge and scraping the traces of powder off the countertop

Yo what you up to
Scraping by

by al_gorithm June 9, 2025

Snapping Turtle's Head

Snapping Turtle's Head

Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.

Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.

It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !

by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025