aquaticsexmachine's definitions

The Cherry Cordial

The act of having period sex, and inserting your period blood covered penis into her anus. After a couple strokes, and reaching orgasm, have her defecate both of your excrement into your mouth.

(Works better with active bowel movement)

Maya: "But babe I'm on my period... I just don't want to make a mess"

Hunter: "You know how I get when I'm horny. And it's okay, we can try the cherry cordial tonight."

by aquaticsexmachine September 4, 2025

Splopping

The act of ejaculating on a public toilet seat, with the intent that somebody will sit on it.

Max: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"

Oliver: "Sorry dude I just got done splopping."

by aquaticsexmachine February 18, 2025