Splush

Splush: That rush of love or desire for your significant other or crush. Not to be confused with a physical erection.

Splushing: spending a huge amount of love energy or desire randomly. Not to be confused with a physical erection.

Boy: sends text “BABE I F****** LOVE YOU”

Girl: “are you splushing right now”
Boy: “I SAID I F****** LOVE YOU”

by RealGizmo April 20, 2019

dingle splash

The dingle splasher is when a person is shitting on the toilet and as his crap hits the toilet water it creates a splash of water upward into the person's anus while it is still open.

"hey LC why is your seat wet?" "Oh sorry, i just dingle splashed my butt pretty badly..."

by ChampHunter October 10, 2008

splosh

the complementary bidet like action of the water inside a toilet when your poop breaks the surface of the water and splashes all up on your asshole

I just dropped a load and got sploshed all up in my asshole, but at least i didn't have to wipe.

by mmegh2 February 1, 2010

Splashball

A goofball with a little bit of splash.

Splash

by Bratley May 22, 2003

spishank

An action word. A word describing expression; suprise, stupefaction, joy, excitement, double whammy

I just drank 12 shots of whiskey, spishank!

by Turd Fergison May 14, 2005

doodoo splash

the residue left, usually above the water level, in the toilet after taking a shit. also could be referred to as a water misser.

Minus left a huge doodoo splash in the upstairs bathroom.

by jamie carn August 8, 2006

Splashed

To drink excessively on a night out (or in..)

"duuuuude, we're totally getting splashed tonight"

by One pretty drunk chick October 20, 2008