Splashball
Splashball by Bratley May 22, 2003
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bullseye splashback
The occurance of splashback during a number 2 that is so accurate, it returns straight back to the point of origin inside the anus. Can be greated with a sly smile of self satisfaction.
bullseye splashback by Willllll t March 26, 2008
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splashback
A phenomenon which defies all known physical laws when, regardless of size, density, height, force and slope, a dump fires bogwater skywards and strikes the victim directly in the butthole or genitals.
Generally occurs only after you've already pissed in it.
Generally occurs only after you've already pissed in it.
splashback by Evil French Dave July 21, 2006
splashback baby
when the guy blows a load in the toilet and forgets to flush or doesn't flush, then the woman goes to the bathroom, drops a deuce and the splash from the turd splashes up with the load...and boom there you have a baby 9 months later...."I shall call him lil shit"
splashback baby by eradacator486 November 10, 2017
sloshball
Sloshball is kickball with beer. A keg is used in place of second base. When runners reach second base, they must finish a cup of beer before moving on to third. However, there is no force out at third base, so an unlimited number of people can be on second base drinking beer.
Everyone on the field must be holding a beer at all times. Fielders may not drop their beer in order to make a play on the ball. If a batter believes that a fielder is playing with an empty cup, batter may call a beer check on the fielder. If the fielder has an empty cup, he/she must drink. If the fielder made an out but was found to have no beer in their cup, the batter is safe. If there is beer in the cup, the batter who called beer check must drink.
All close plays should result in loud, profanity laced arguments.
If the game ends and no one has splashed beer on themselves, the game should be considered a failure.
Everyone on the field must be holding a beer at all times. Fielders may not drop their beer in order to make a play on the ball. If a batter believes that a fielder is playing with an empty cup, batter may call a beer check on the fielder. If the fielder has an empty cup, he/she must drink. If the fielder made an out but was found to have no beer in their cup, the batter is safe. If there is beer in the cup, the batter who called beer check must drink.
All close plays should result in loud, profanity laced arguments.
If the game ends and no one has splashed beer on themselves, the game should be considered a failure.
Dude, kickball is so 1987. We need to be playin us some sloshball.
Dogg, why come you covered in piss beer?
Cus bro, I been playin sloshball all afternoon!
Dogg, why come you covered in piss beer?
Cus bro, I been playin sloshball all afternoon!
sloshball by Jonah Sauce May 13, 2008
splashback
A sort of toilet tsunami. Dropping a turd from a height which hits the water, causing a tidalw wave up the pan which in turn sploshes the water over your arsecrack..
Its bad when it happens in your own toilet - Its worse when it happens in a public one.
Its bad when it happens in your own toilet - Its worse when it happens in a public one.
Above explains it all.
splashback by wayne March 24, 2005
Splashback
John: Hey!
Sam: Hi!
John: You know what's a million times worse than having no toilet paper?
Sam: What?
John: SPLASHBACK!
Sam: Hi!
John: You know what's a million times worse than having no toilet paper?
Sam: What?
John: SPLASHBACK!
Splashback by Splashback. September 17, 2010