Splat the docks

Poop; defecate. Referencing where seagulls and other seabirds unload

Hey I'll be right back I gotta splat the docks

by Larusin1998 December 15, 2023

Splattered

When a woman (preferably Asian) is placed on a wheel dolly with her legs spread at a 90° angle and her vagina is splattered into the wall

Hot single Asians in your area. Click now to see them splattered!!

by Gapedcoochgrabber January 22, 2024

Splat

After having sex in a movie theater, you go splat.
The last thing you want to hear in a movie theater.

Dylan: Sandra and Jacob were having a 2 man in the movie theater.
Jack: Imagine hearing them go "splat"
Marco: That's the last thing you want to hear in a movie theater.

by thesplatter January 31, 2024

Splatoonify

Splatoonify refers to the transformative process facilitated by artificial intelligence, wherein a recognizable individual or character is seamlessly converted into either an octoling or inkling, denizens of the renowned Splatoon universe. This term can also be used in the past tense as "splatoonified," indicating that the transformation has already occurred.

Amanda decided to splatoonify her favorite character, Spongebob.

by GeK748 February 19, 2024

Splatooning

The Act of having a tentacle In your ass

Oh, I love splatooning people.

by spooner735 March 31, 2024

splattable

When something is very able to be splattered, splooted, or spread on impact

The mashed potatoes are very splattable

by Justjoe1223 April 2, 2024

Splatter

From Kate Bornstein's My New Gender Workbook:

What happens to us when we have to be too many identities or genders to too many people at the same time.

Simply put, being too many different versions of yourself at once in a social situation.

My coworkers onvited me to dinner, and didnt know I was gay, me and my partner talked to other coworkers at the dinner and decided it wasnt worth the convo, so a lot of splattering happened that night.

by dvdslayer April 7, 2024