Southern Virginia

So basically,Southern VA is hanging on by a small(very small) thread known as Northern Virginia (where all the cool, and yes rich, but dont hate us cause we are better off then you, we just work harder, people live). Southerners simply disgrace virginia. Thanks for growing all those crops, we like to eat them but, not gonna lie, we could get them else where. Ever notice, that when you tell people you're from Virginia the looks they give you? Unless you SPEICIFY northern va because then whoa, thats cool, and you are accepted as elite non hickian person. so sova (get it, cause we're nova?) thanks for the corn but stop complaining, because we're better then you and that's just something you have to learn to accept. Please be a little grateful from now on of us becuase we're doing you a big (very big) favor by remaining part of your state. So, good day kind sir, which is by the way is how polite, non-redneck, upper class human beings say goodbye in place of your grunts. And also, guys, the confederates LOST take down your flags and stop embarassing our nation.

person 1- hey look at that guy making out with his cousin with a farmers tan.
person 2- yeah, he must be from southern virginia, which is TOTALLY differnt from Northern Virginia.

by saragan December 22, 2004

southern beast

hairy legs

I've been growing out my leg hair since the beginning of swimming season, and I have a couple of southern beasts!

by GabGab June 27, 2008

SouthernQuill

A fly, charismatic southern woman. A Renaissance female with an eye for detail. A witty belle who laughs at herself and life. A woman who writes poetry and songs late into a night. A nightowl with doe eyes and a pretty smile. A woman who is aware the pen is mightier than the sword. A myspace music artist.

"Damn, SouthernQuill knows how to handle a mic!"

by quill_writer February 1, 2010

southern slapping

Anal sex with a girl from the south.

"I'm gonna do some southern slapping with peggy sue tonight!"

by codkat February 5, 2014

Southern Butt Fuck

When you beer batter your penis and have anal sex with someone.

Marie: "George beer battered his penis before we were about to have sex last night."
Vivian: "Oh he wanted to southern butt fuck."

by KTime February 6, 2014

Souther

A slang term to describe something as being below you or simply... "more south"

Dude, Denmark is way souther then Sweden!

That chick is on a bender, if shes not careful she could end up souther.

America is just plain souther
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by westlife69420 August 12, 2015

Southern Style Sweet Tea

This is a sex position in which the female lays down in the fetal position while the male puts both of his legs over her hips. The male proceeds to push down his penis into either the females rectum or vagina.

"I had a great Southern Style Sweet Tea with my boyfriend last night!"

by Datnigga666 January 12, 2017