fast food shower

Noun: the event in which one is sitting at their computer, most commonly playing World of Warcraft, and is too lazy to take a shower. The aforementioned individual smells like absolute shit, and is a fatass. The individual uses the condensation of an extra large fast food drink to wet a napkin and rub the wet napkin all over their sweaty, smelly, shit stenched body.

Yeah so I was hardcore gaming and smelled like an anchovy's cunt, so I used my coke to take a fast food shower.

by Beruuk Mc Hartmarmot May 29, 2010

Dominican Shower

"A dominican shower is when you avoid paying your water bill and your water gets shut off. As a result, you are forced to collect dripping water in buckets under every faucet in your house. Once enough water is collected, you bathe yourself by dumping the collected water on yourself."

"My dad forgot to pay the water bill so I was forced to take a dominican shower last night."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010

Emo Shower

1. To bathe in one's own tears
2. The result of excessive makeup streaking in the eye area

The concert made Poser Rick feel so dirty that he just had to sit in a corner by himself and take a nice, heartfelt Emo Shower.

by Darcy is wearing pants. July 7, 2007

gold shower

A gold or golden shower is when a guy/or girl(sometimes) pee's on their partner. very nasty and i'll bet it doesnt taste good

Jill begged Joe for a golden shower

by Freaky Funkay Stylee Bass Man April 14, 2003

Slower than molasses

to move or function in a slow sloth like way..compared to cooking molasses in a slow cooker.

this bus is moving slower than molasses!

by sweetsincerity January 19, 2009

45 Minute Shower

Term used to descibe when someone spends a long time in the shower (not necessarily 45 minutes) because they are masturbating. The term is often used without proof to describe anyone who has spent a long time in the shower, regardless of the reason.

Calum was late because he was having a 45 minute shower.

by Chris!! April 21, 2007

hot shower sex

Girls put their back against the tiles and feet up on the edge of the bath Guys, slot in between her legs

boys love making hot shower sex

by Starr June 2, 2004