Short Shaft

A small dick that is so short it is unable to please any woman it meets.

My friend Kevin lost his girlfiend because she was sick and tired of being short shafted. His Short Shaft just wasn't able to bring her an orgasm no matter how often he went balls deep.

by Hillbilly Billy May 8, 2008

Snortforgle

When a dog runs around with it's nose very close to the ground looking like a vacuum cleaner.

After dinner Rover always snortforgles under the table.

by Snoid March 27, 2009

prêt-à-snorter

When your dealer pre-crushes drugs for you.

"Seriously that new dealers shit is the best for going out to the bar with. It's always totally prêt-à-snorter, you can do lines so much more efficiently now! I almost gave up on drugs, thank god i didn't!"

by MurderSuicidePactByPinkySwear October 23, 2008

short one

To drink an alcholic beverage.

"It is normal for an English gentleman, at this hour, to partake in a short one"

by Hosser March 5, 2007

Short Term Band Obsession

when a person likes one band and listens to all their songs for 2 weeks or so. after that they get bored of the band and find another one.

a few weeks after this, they hear the old band again either through TV, youtube or the radio and the person listens to the band again but not with the same intensity as before.

person 1: so where's bob?

person 2: he's off having a short term band obsession. he'll get tired of them after a few weeks.

by Cake is not a lie April 20, 2010

Short

Me

Joey: dude I'm short

Sam: no shit. You couldn't ride any of the rides at cedar point and you're 29

by Cool coochie kid December 19, 2020

Blood Shortage

A man has a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time. A Blood Shortage occurs when you have to think logically while you have an erection. This cannot be done and the results are usually not desired.

Dude, she was hot, I had Blood Shortage...and now I'm on Valtrex.

by RustyT December 17, 2004