Smort

Short and smart

Ashy was Smort but Mia was tall.

by Briiiiickz April 4, 2022

Smore

smore is the name of a nicker called moredeykaie

ayo who's that
it's smore!

by ballziskerS April 26, 2022

Smortus

To have sex with a dead corpse. The verb form of necrophilia.

I smortused the body until all the formalin leaked out.

by sigmundgrudavski May 9, 2022

smore drawer

The butthole is the graham. Slide in, cum, and then oops, you find chocolate too.

Yikes, we just made a smore drawer.

by Jj123654 May 21, 2022

SORTED

Sorted is the feeling you get when your life is in order. You feel sorted when you solve a hard problem in a blink of an eye. It may be dodging weekend work briefs from the boss or ordering food online without surfing 100 restaurants in the app.

That is exactly how you feel when you subscribe to Meal Plans by Sorted. Because then, you can just relax and delicious food will reach your doorstep every single day without fail. And you know that the food is balanced & healthy and cooked in hygienic kitchens too.

Sorted App's Weekly Meal Plan has made my life easy. Now every day, they send yummy foods to my home that too on time.

by Sorted June 21, 2022

Smartest Tool in the Shed

This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.

He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.

He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.

by Gmannetje June 27, 2022

Smoreganism

This is what it’s called when you “Spread peanut butter on ones *ss cheeks, grab 2 gram crackers, put one on each *ss cheek where you’ve spread the peanut butter to keep the gram crackers in place. Grab marshmallow fluff and spread it on each gram cracker, take 1 chocolate bar and melt it and make sure it’s not hot, because you have to put the warm chocolate between it all, smush ones *ss cheeks together, and f*uck said *ss until you c*m, making the Smoreganism.”

Dude, she let me do the Smoreganism, and it was an experience to remember bro!

by DarkTitan99AkAWill July 7, 2022