cunt smash

to smash ones cunt with a fist, penis, foot, head, bat, etc...

aka: cunt puncher, punch fuck
similar to: clown punch, turkey punch

After I came in her ear, I cunt smashed that bitch!

by Charlie Muurphy September 8, 2005

Smash Gordon

1. Whilst making love to a woman's anus from behind her you bust a nut all up in your condom, then you take you turn your condom inside out and start to go to town on her snatch to get her pregger's. 10 months later when she's having the baby in the hospital you violently kick open the door to her room and scream "You just got SMASH GORDONED!"

That douche bag Heraldo gave me a Smash Gordon last night, what a joker.

by Turd Smoka November 2, 2008

Jam Sesh

When at least semi-experienced musicians get together and pull songs out of their ass, working all together non-verbally. Almost always involves hilarious bullshit lyrics.

Good jam sesh last night man, way to pull that riff out of your ass

by bassjesus June 17, 2014

smash it

to have sex! FUCK! do it! ect.
(word formed in the city of LUDLOW, KY)

SMASH IT!
I'd Smash it.

by your mom November 4, 2003

sesh

The act of excessive drinking and sometimes smoking/doing drugs in a field, dark alley way, or some place no one will find you. Mainly a field. Usually underaged but not always. Done in session stompers such as Filas or superstars. NEVER in a club or civilised environment in nice outfits.

hew going down the sesh tonight?

by aldi is shan July 11, 2019

seshed

to do something fun for a prolonged period of time; an abbreviation of session. usually used in northern scotland when telling someone to get something done.

"get that party seshed edmuir"

"seshing it"

"man we need to make some cakes and get the flour seshed"

by soda dreamer October 4, 2007

Sandy Smash

When a girl lays a smackdown on her ex and homewrecker by smashing there heads together on the dance floor. Then the homewreckers friend goes up to the girl and asks if she had punched her friend and the girl goes "hell yea" and punches the homewreckers friend in the face as well!

Be careful u dont' wanna piss her off and have her sandy smash ur ass!!

by hulk408 October 20, 2008