cock smocker

a guy who like dick

Shayne and Matt are cock smockers

by Danielle March 10, 2003

Short-stacker

A math based poker player who bravely fights players with larger stacks.

Short-stackers are looked up to by all in the poker community for fighting against overwhelming odds.

by short stacker July 1, 2009

smackerooni

Kiss planted on lips

I wanna smackerooni!!

by Chloeh10 September 14, 2013

smackrat

a person with a heroin addiction, mainly found lurking in alleys and sewers, they are grey in colour and are of a skelletal build, they are sensitive to sunlight which is why they only come out at night to score or beg or steal, usually wearing long sleeves.

see trainspotting. a film based on smackrats in scotland.

by southwalessniper December 14, 2009

nappy stacker

Person who shits his or her own pants on regular intervals quoting such phrases as "oh no not again". Usually creating entertainment among friends while the unfortunate victim resorts to forcing his fist up to try to hold in any remaining residue.

Michaels only gone and shit himself again the dirty nappy stacker.

by Michael Watson May 27, 2006

Trump Smacked

1. What happen to Hillary Clinton

2. Talking trash to liberals still upset about the 2016 presidential election outcome.

1. Oh you thought Hillary was unstoppable. Sorry that your hope and dreams got Trump Smacked.

2. I'm bored...would you like to go Trump Smack some of those protesters?

by MWstein November 14, 2016

apple-smacked

when someone throws an apple at your ass, and it leaves a large bruise behind. purely for entertainment purposes.

I threw an apple at Laura's ass yesterday and yelled, "haha, I apple-smacked you bitch!"

by laura forrest October 24, 2005