general long shlong

A dude with a massive dick.

Holy shit. It's general long shlong.

by AbramsM203 February 23, 2017

Dylan long shlong

Usually named Dylan Morgan and has ugly friends named max and Omar

Dylan long shlong has a massive shlong

by UGKDylan October 15, 2020

Gong your shlong

Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.

Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.

by iamanthonydean November 18, 2020

chicks with shlongs

another word for trans woman THEY ARE WOMAN TOO YA KNOW

homophobe omg look it a chicks with shlongs

trans womans oi bitch we are just trans say it

by randome-gay-bitch April 16, 2022

Caleb's Shlong

a shlong so big it makes girls evolve and build time machines just so they can relive the exsprience of taking that rod right up the culo. sometimes girls mistake him for a black guy.

"Caleb's shlong is why we have rights!" said every girl in existence

by webbybutter January 2, 2023

big ahh shlong

ishowspeed has this

chica: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Speeds big ahh shlong:

by Theone and only ky November 21, 2023

trickle-down shitonomics

How tax breaks supposedly have that trickle down effect but it doesn't work in practice? You sort of do the same with shower water.

Guy 1: holy moly, man. You smell like shit.

Guy 2: yeah, I'm a current practitioner of trickle-down shitonomics

by TheSloppyGoblin May 4, 2025