shredding

The act of one man fucking another man in the ass, while listening to "Blinded by the light."

*Blinded by the light,*
*wrapped up like a dousche in the middle of the night.*
*I was blinded by the light.*

Yo man those faggots were probably shredding all night.

by Dyll October 12, 2006

shadingly

a regular sized penis

you have a shadingly

by swanybeast69 August 11, 2009

Schrodinger's rapist

A senior politician who raped a child before entering parliament.
Now that his victim has commited suicide, the claim can not be proved in court.
Not can his non guilt be proved either

I can't believe scomo is just hoping this will all go away.
Who knew big Mac was a Schrodinger's rapist.

by 29gts11 February 27, 2021

Schrodinger's insurrectionist

Someone who decides how much he/she wants to use violence and tear apart government and society solely based on the consequences that come to them personally when others react to their actions, particularly in relation to the insurrectionists who stormed the US Capitol building on January 6, 2021, openly bragged about their participation and pride in their actions in online forums and social media, and then declared that they "regret" their actions after being arrested. It could apply to anyone who wants to cause chaos and tear apart or upend society for any reason but declares a sudden complete reversal upon realizing that others are not in favor of it and that there will be personal consequences for them. The implication is that the consequences and disapproval of others are the main/only reason for their stated regret or the reversal of their position. Related words: Schrodinger's asshole, Schrodinger's idiot

Newscaster: The man, one of many who stormed the Capitol building during the riots on January 6th, has been fired from his job and, if convicted, faces at least ten years in prison. His wife has declined to comment and has stated that she is filing for divorce. The man will be pleading "not guilty" and says that he "regrets" his actions that day. He insists that he did not actually enter the building itself, although he did post a video on Facebook last week of himself standing under the rotunda, screaming, "I have no regrets!" (shows video)
Viewer: Wow. Talk about Schrodinger's insurrectionist!

by dictionaryenchantress February 9, 2021

schrodinger dumbass

A Twitter user incapable of understanding what being satire is, and when they get called out they say some stupid shit like “well, it was hard to tell if they were joking or not, and that’s what’s scary about today’s society...”

a: hey guys! i just burned down a nursery home!
b: hey, that’s not nice...
a: i was joking lol
b: OMG!!!! schrodinger douchebag!!!!!
a: shut the fuck up you schrodinger dumbass cunt

by version2nd August 24, 2022

Schrodinger's Douchebag Douche

Someone sees Schrodinger's Douchebag on some tt slideshow, insta meme page, or anything else and assumes it's fake and posts it again. Or they just love reposting the same thing.

Post it three times, shame on no one. Post it five times, shame on you, ya Schrodinger's douchebag douche

by subway572572 October 28, 2023

leg spreading

What the term "manspreading" should have been.

When someone spreads their legs out on a crowded bus or train, thereby preventing other people from sitting. Note that leg spreading only becomes an issue when the bus is around 75% full. Otherwise, leg spread as you so desire, especially if there's only 3-4 people on the bus/train. No one will care.

Me: I hate it when people leg spread on a crowded bus.

Her: Don't you mean manspreading?
Me: No, I mean leg spreading.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 8, 2021