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Shlanking

Its just Gooning but u have to keep tickling ur flopper at a consistent speed while also trying not to bust
"have u heard of the new shlanking challenge? legends say that a person can only shlank for 30 seconds before they bust"
by GUNB!RD April 3, 2024
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shlongboarding

A playful and often tongue-in-cheek term referring to the act of longboarding while humorously exaggerating one's movements, usually with a nod to the phallic connotation of "shlong".
After a few drinks, John decided to entertain his friends by shlongboarding down the hill.
by Sisores April 11, 2024
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Shlong

My shlong burns when i put it in acid
by my ass itches very much April 26, 2024
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shlok

A pestilent puke person, who is well known for being an asshole. They exude an aura that disgusts any well meaning person, and are a threat to common dignity
That Elon Musk is such a shlok
by r4eijkab jkrtbwg May 5, 2024
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Shlongdingaling

Woah dude, your Shlongdingaling is huge!
by Mightyminer May 14, 2024
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sHlong

Keep playing with me I'ma hit you with sHlong.
by Prøblemz6k May 21, 2024
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shlok

shlok is the most heavenly and majestic being to ever live. He is the creator of all and the bringer of death. He is also extremely generous as he accepts all kinds of sacrifices: human, orphan and even edging. Overall shlok is the absolute best thing to happen to happen to us
wow you're so good at this you are almost like shlok
by CorruptedShrimp5346190 June 24, 2024
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