Semenilla

When a girl who blows you is choking and overflowing with your cum

Man: Oh yes more more lick me more!!!!

Chic giving head: Agh, *cough* *cough*, I can't *gasping*

Man: Oh damnz you got the Semenillaz

by Swirly-KJ March 27, 2009

Sempiternal Fangirl

A young (commonly 11 - 14) female who claims to be a 'fan' of Bring Me The Horizon, when in reality the only Album they know/like is the band's 2013 Album Sempiternal, only like Oli Sykes (lead singer) And ignore te existance of the rest of BMTH. They will get utterly confused if you mention past Albums (when they created Deathcore genre) - This Is What the Edge of Your Seat Was Made For (2004), Count Your Blessings (2006) and Suicide Season (2008). It is advised not to approach them.

BMTH Fan: Look, there goes another Sempiternal Fangirl

Sempiternal Fangirl: omfg Oli Sykes is so f-ing hot, wanna listen to Sempiternal?

by BandsCatsUnicornsAngels October 29, 2015

Seme

The one who puts it in hole. And is usually taller.

{name} pushes {name} on to the bed, saying that he’ll be the seme. The one who shoves it in.

by Osif June 13, 2019

Semibisexual

An LGBTQ+ friendly way to say that you're straight, because the internet is just a bunch of snowflakes locked in a safe and hidden in the Arctic

Guy 1: What sexuality are you?
Guy 2: I'm semibisexual.
Guy 1: What does that mean?
Guy 2: I'm only attracted to the opposite gender.
Guy 1: So you're straight?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I'm also not homophobic.
Guy 1: We're no longer friends.

by GlassOfWotah July 15, 2021

Ghost Semen

When a man masturbates in the shower and somehow gets semen on areas that defy physics.

Man A: Hey dude whats that shit on the back of your arm?
Man B: Ahh I was jerkin it in the shower and I got some ghost semen back there

by Hamsizzler March 29, 2010

Semen

Something you can shoot on ANYTHINg and make a baby

1. You are jacking off and you shoot a load and it hits your computer monitor...THERE YOU HAVE IT...computer monitor babies

2. You shoot blast your load onto the carpet...CARPET BABIES

by Kill3rki55 June 5, 2005

semi-pro ho

Like a pro ho, the female who goes for guys strictly because of their athletic prowess, but works it a tier lower, in the semi-pro field.

She's all about the cat 3 racers. What a semi-pro ho.

by J_F June 2, 2007