stfu

the acronym for what you say to someone (shut the fuck up) who spells internet acronyms out loud in a real life conversation as opposed to saying the actual words.

dude1: stfu (spells out stfu) I only kiss that other guy cause uh..it's my religion so wtf (spells out wtf) you talking about I'm definitely not gay.

dude2: dude YOU shut the fuck up you cant even speak proper english and that was the dumbest bullshit I've heard since I saw George Bush on Global National.

by tony chen December 15, 2008

Stfu before i make you lick my bloody ear ring

This is obviously a code for hardcore gay sex. When expressed by a male, he really wants to get in that guy booty.

Guy1: You don't scare me!
Guy2: Stfu before I make you lick my bloody ear ring!
Guy1: Ummmm....
Guy2: ;)

by Randomdude990 May 9, 2016

stfw

SO THE PH**K WHAT!

stfw...ponderousness the last statement and who cares?

by Behind the 8 ball November 26, 2018

STFG

STFG stands for Super Teacher Friends Group. This is a group of teachers that are more than friends. They are there for each other on the good days and the bad days. They are such great teachers and friends!

The students were so crazy today! Must be a full moon. Going to get drinks with my STFG tonight.

by 717345 June 7, 2021

stfd

Shut The Fuck DOWN!!
Recreation of STFU.

Guy1: Sonic is stupid, makikinizont!
Guy2: STFD!

by Tadakichi2 January 18, 2009

STFCBird

The most beautful creature ever to grace our shores

The virgin Mary and Aphrodite proably looked like STFCBIRD

by The Guid June 9, 2004

STFUnity

A state of forcible tranquility often stemming from the need for other people in your sphere of influence to cease communicating to/with/about you or any other subject matter. See also STFU

As you continue to breathe deeply, allow the feeling of STFUnity to permeate your meager existence.

by Bjorn Hardigan January 13, 2009