spunkflute 

Someone who is a prick but also stupid and/or nasty.

There's no need to be such a spunkflute about it.

spunkflute by Wordglue July 22, 2017

Spunkfest 

A when a group of people ejaculate over each other and dance around covered in semen.

We all climbed into the hot tub and wanked each other off. It was a total spunkfest!

Spunkfest by spunkfester August 25, 2017

Spunk Rocket 

A build up of a large amount of semen following an extended break from ejaculating.

Julie was flabbergasted by the spunk rocket that exploded on her face.

Spunk Rocket by Sexy face 10 December 26, 2017

Spunk Deflectors 

Eye protection glasses which is worn by someone who likes to keep their eyes open or doesn't want to miss the happy ending when receiving a load of cum all over their face.

The Horny Bored Wife HBW called a plumber round to unblock her sink but she ended up unblocking him when he spunked over her face. Lucky she was wearing her Spunk Deflectors or his load would have gone in her eyes.

Spunk Deflectors by The Plumber Jezza J February 8, 2018

Spanky 

Trump

Spanky will be leaving soon.

Spanky by ImperialCrab May 17, 2018

Spunk Punk'd 

When you are having protected sex with someone and you, rather sneakily, remove the condom and blow your semen inside them, whilst declaring loudly to the victim that they have been "spunk punk'd."

Girl: You fucking prick, did you just come inside me!
Guy: Tough titties bitch. You have been Spunk Punk'd.

Spunk Punk'd by Smelly big jimmy September 9, 2018

spunk dunking 

Cumming into your hand and dunking it into an orifice

Lebron James: I fucked my woman last night, She got that spunk dunking special.

spunk dunking by avinabeer December 11, 2018