portugeuse sperm bank

a variation of the boston crag where the male partner removes his penis prior to orgasim and removes his penis and drips his ejaculate into the open mouth of his partner (baby bird)
i met a girl at the bar last night, when i took her home I gave her the portugeuse sperm bank.
by seeper27 December 21, 2009
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sperm hurder

A man that still has his balls. or is capable of creating sperm.
(a sperm hurder can redirect the hurd by masturbating) like a sheep hurder controls his sheep
by Brandonio August 21, 2006
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Sperm Taster

Works for the porn industry tasting male ejaculation.
by naughtyroxy October 12, 2008
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sperm cleaner-upper

One who carries around buckets of soapy water, and paint scrapers to clean away the ejaculatory fluid left on old women and farm animals.

A person who is very high in the social ladder
HI I'm Larry, I'm the sperm cleaner upper, I'm here to wash away the ejaculatory fluid that was reportedly left on your Grand mother
by anonymous ball smacker March 21, 2003
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Super spunk sperm

Super spunk sperm is a term giving to a man who has good swimmers (sperm) that easily impregnates a woman first try
Can't believe you and your super spunk sperm has only gone and got me up the duff (which means pregnant) without even trying

Your trying to tell me you haven't slept with your wife in 2 years yet after a drunk fumble one night your super spunk sperm has only gone and got her pregnant
by WeeCrombo649 November 15, 2022
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sperm competition reaction

n.

A theory that explains why the presence of a second male in a sexual scenario with a woman increases rather than decreases the arousal of a heterosexual male.

The presence of a second male causes the first male's testes to increase sperm and testosterone production. This evolutionary reaction occurs so that if they both engage in intercourse with her, his increased erection size and sperm count will boost his chances of inseminating her over his reproductive competition.

Although the reaction is most powerful in person when a second male's pheromones are present, just seeing another male's erect phallus through any type of media will trigger the reaction.

When the other male ejaculates, the first male's reaction surges, giving him an overwhelming urge to also ejaculate even if his penis is nowhere near a vagina or other orifice.
When I saw my wife's boyfriend emptying his balls inside her womb, my sperm competition reaction became too much and I dribbled my cream inside my pants.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021
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Mobile Sperm Bank

A Mobile Sperm Bank is a garden variety type setup, whilst essentially female, that appears to be hoarding male ejaculate. It is unclear what happens to the loads after entering and whether they are offered as artificial insemination
solutions for infertile men or if it is frozen to later be carved and whoreshipped at the MBSs birthdays and other ceremonies of whoreship
Bro, I know it was short lived but we were in love, man! Turns out she's a serial cheat. I didn't even know they had mobile sperm banks! This will be handy through this pandemic.
by Jack Chat April 01, 2020
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