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I smell bacon

here come the police (bacon is a synonym for pigs)
As he drove pass the white car the His friend called out " I smell bacon " as he looked at the windows.
by Light Joker October 15, 2006
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Smell My Face

After performing oral sex on a female, the shouting of "Smell My Face" is permissable... Similar to the smelling of fingers after finger fucking; derived from rednecks post cunnilingus
Jimbo: Billy-Bob just ate out your sister.
Billy-Bob: Smell My Face.
by Smell My Face July 23, 2008
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I understand what you are saying. This makes perfect sense to me.
Do you understand? I smell what you're stepping in.
by seiko_08 November 10, 2010
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Coming home smelling like 3 nights in Pitcairn

To come home smelling like you have consumed large quantities of alcohol. Usually used in conjunction with the term "tie one on."
Pinheads!!! You goin out? Gonna tie one on? Come home smelling like 3 nights in Pitcairn.
by Petey Pablo January 31, 2005
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New car smell

The time in a newly-formed relationship where the couple is completely obsessed with eachother. The couple must spend every waking minute together and the only thing they talk about is how in love they are, how lucky they are to have found eachother etc, etc,. The new car smell usally consists of annoying texts to friends bragging about the relationship and posts on facebook that make everybody on that persons friends list want to puke and/or gouge their eyes out to spare them from the repetitive post about their "special, one of a kind love." The new car smell usually last the first few months of the relationship and on some rare ocassions can last a year or two. After the new car smell wears off the couple pull their heads out of their asses and realize that they are no more special than any other couple.

Anything that last longer than that isn't qualified as a 'new car smell', but rather said couple is putting on a insecure front, making their family and friends think they beat the odds are still so much in 'love' when really the realtionship has turned mediocre and/or boring.
Facebookuser: Love u (insert name here)! Ur my life, love, and Soulmate! Thank u so much for the surprise gift tonight! Your so sweet. Love you Boo! :)

Facebookuser: Bed is cold without my beautiful bride next to me. 45 min till i get warm. love you (insert name here).

Facebookuser: I MISS YOU (insert name here)! HOPE U HAD A GREAT DAY AT WORK. CANT WAIT TO TALK TO U ON MY LUNCH BREAK. XOXOXO IM MISSIN U LIKE CRAZY RIGHT NOW!

Friend 1: OMG- These face book posts make me want to PUKE.

Friend 2: Don't worry, it's just the new car smell. It'll wear off soon and they'll realize how big of jackasses they look like.
by KiiiMBERLY May 19, 2011
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shells

That Mac-10 spit 30 shells and kille johnny
by ac February 4, 2004
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smell

To feel; empathize; To undergo the experience of.
To be aware of; sense.
To be emotionally affected by: She still feels the loss of her dog.

To be persuaded of (something) on the basis of intuition, emotion, or other indefinite grounds.
To believe; think.

To have compassion or sympathy.
I smell ya, playboy...
I under-smell ya, pimpin.
by 10101011 August 14, 2003
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