Smooth Crotch

Term used to describe Reactor Operators in the Nuclear Submarine Force.

ETCS Jones has no balls. He's a real smooth crotch.

by San Juan Vet December 14, 2010

smoothing it

The moment immediately prior to putting the mack down where one attempts to perfect ones appearance in a subtle manner. Such as pressing ones clothing flat to remove the wrinkles, or adjusting ones hair.

ELAINE: Oh.. I got denim vest checking me out.Fake phone number's coming out tonight.

JERRY: You have a standard fake?

ELAINE: Mm-hmm.

JERRY: .That's neat... *walks away*

ELAINE:No, please! Denim vest! He's smoothing it! Jerry! God!

by blacklung4 June 10, 2011

Cooch Smooch

The female equivalent of "tea bagging".

I.E. - Celebratory Crouching

That female Spartan just cooch smooched my face!

by biomed_queen September 29, 2010

smoothie

Iron

"You know, the thang you be smoothin out your clothes with"

by Mike the Piump February 25, 2003

poop smoothie

a shot consisting half of jager and half of kahula.

Hey bartender give me a poop smoothie!

by Travis Johnson June 5, 2005

Smoosh

To squash; to smear, smudge, splat or genarally mess up.
Past tense: smooshed.

John: That kid is about to smoosh ice cream all over his face.

Sarah: I thought my nails were dry, but they got smooshed!

by gazareth87 May 11, 2011

smoothie

A non-dirty sounding way to refer to oral sex, regarding both males and females, also known as cunnilingus or fellatio.

"I didn't get laid, but she sure gave me one hell of a smoothie"

"He has no clue how to give a decent smoothie."

"Sure, I got some light smooth, but it was not to completion."

by The Situation April 22, 2009