Smegatron6000

Smegatron holds the world record for the worlds largest natural penis size, on a soft cock he currently reigns a size of 9inches, however it has not been measured hard as its irregular, because its large demeanour determines on how sexy his lady be. Living under the initials BJT, Smegatron lives a lavish and relaxed life, where comparisons of his life fit more of bill gates net-worth rather than a peasants. Live your life as if Smegatron was your guardian angel and you will live a bachelors life of virtue and luck. A man of culture he be.

Smegatron6000 I pray for his dream, I prey for a demean, I cream, Am keen, lick spleens for A! mighty return of the SMEGATRON Being

by Smegmindful of his peers October 15, 2021

Smegler

A common occupation amongst the population of China and other South East Asian nations in a large collection of men stand in rows and use cheese graters to grind the dick cheese off their bellends. The fallen Smeg is then collected into a bucket and processed into a series of popular snack items as a cheese substitute which can be found in a portfolio of areas all around the world

What does you’re Dad do? Oh, my Dad is a Smegler!

by Bent Galaxy November 23, 2021

Smegma

yummy dick cheese

guy 1: hey man, eating some smeggies (smeggies; plural form of smegma. preferably dried up and eaten in little crisps) and thought of you.

guy 2: can i join?

by bonkersfeet November 28, 2021

Smegging

When you're in the shower looking at your smeggy and your not cleaning it

Why is my son taking so long in the shower? Because he is smegging

by Bignhu prabhat December 22, 2021

Smegmatize

The act or action of smothering another’s object with smegma- whether they are using it or not.

X: Did you see what Kyle did to Jenny after they broke up?

Y: No, what’d he do?

X: He smegmatized all of her shit bro! She opened her computer and WA-BANG, smegma-smothered!

Y: I always knew Kyle had a cheesy penis.

by raunchyraul December 26, 2021

smegma sipper

A fetish involving the cheesy scrotum substance. May also be found on a dog.

I hadn’t showered in 3 days. That really excited Betty as she knew she’d be a smegma sipper during foreplay.

The dog wouldn’t stop licking himself. “Must be smegma sipping again”.

by Sudberry January 7, 2022

Smegma

Connor, Andrew, and Brady’s band.

“damn have you heard of smegma, they’re my favorite”

by chefcanyon January 15, 2022