Frozen Fry

Putting your dick in the freezer until it freezes to then fry it until golden brown

Bro, the Frozen Fry fried the smegma right off me!

by raunchyraul December 27, 2021

Pickle It!

Putting your dick inside a pickle jar until it pickles, then finding a woman that hates pickles to then make her suck your dick and chuck up on said peen.

Performed a Pickle It! She opted for chuckin’ up on me wang lad! I threw up in her mouth. We proceeded to recycle this concept for hours until she died. Sucks.

by raunchyraul April 01, 2022

Henry Quak Gonzalez IV

his name is quak and he loves funky kong but hates boss baby

henry quak gonzalez IV uploaded again cant wait to watch

by raunchyraul May 16, 2022

Soap for Christmas

Getting a bar of soap for Christmas indicates that you should wash up.

“Why’d I get soap for Christmas??”

“Because you shall have a wash.”

by raunchyraul December 28, 2021

Wrathic King

The perspective whereas the person with the biggest dick you know of is you.

Jits and I opted for a flash out. I found out I was the wrathic king.

by raunchyraul March 28, 2022

Smegmatize

The act or action of smothering another’s object with smegma- whether they are using it or not.

X: Did you see what Kyle did to Jenny after they broke up?

Y: No, what’d he do?

X: He smegmatized all of her shit bro! She opened her computer and WA-BANG, smegma-smothered!

Y: I always knew Kyle had a cheesy penis.

by raunchyraul December 26, 2021

Pubic Rats

Bugs bigger than lice roam your unshaven pubes.

Me and my niggas got a bad case of pubic rats.

by raunchyraul April 16, 2022