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Crack Sample

Crack dealers like all drug dealers offer you a free taste of their product to get you hooked on its effects. Now everyday products are being referred to as crack because of its popularity or consumer reception causing a buying frenzy. Recently I even heard the use of "crack sample" being used to refer to the offering of intimacy by a newly formed couple to entice the other person (or spouse) to accept requests or allowed to be manipulated by the offering of the "intimacy crack sample"; very similar to being "whipped"!
Example 1:
Joe BagOfDoughnuts: "Hey Johnny don't worry this is just a crack sample, just taste it. If you don't like it its free anyway"!

CrackHead Johnny: "OMG that crack sample was da' bomb, I need more"!

Example 2:
Johnny Wishbone: "holy cow that dude hangs on her every word"!

Fred: "she must of given him a crack sample and he's working for more"!

Example 3:
Seamore: "holy cow Shimmy Sham those Justin Bieber tickets are selling like crack"!

Shimmy Sham: "too bad they're not giving crack samples away"!
by The Shimmy Sham January 23, 2013
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Ryan Sample

The biggest fucking idiot licks dick and likes dick in his ass
by Kayden Petry October 30, 2019
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Simpleton

An absolute dumbass that doesn’t even think to use google/dictionary to define words
Ella:what is heresy
Tom:WEVE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE
Ella: what is orthodox
Everyone:facepalms
Me:STFU YOU GODDAMN SIMPLETON
by Gracejia04 December 30, 2018
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SimpleMMO

A light MMO app. It's simple, and it's an MMO. It explains itself.
Guy 1: "Dude, have you ever heard of SimpleMMO?"

Guy 2: "Nope."

Guy 1: "Didn't think so."
by Nighthawk48 May 21, 2019
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Simpete

a female version of a simp; Someone who will say anything to please someone , in the hopes that they will be in good favor with that person.
“Omg I’m such a simpete over this boy!”
by ellie carkeek July 21, 2020
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sample text

A phrase used in MLG vines and videos. When there is an extreme bass drop or trickshot random things appear, sometimes including 'sample text'. Most of the time it has absolutely no meaning, it just takes up space like the wow guy or Mountain Dew and Doritos.
Person 1: you're stupid
Background: Random sh*t proceeds to appear, including seizure-inducing colors, mountain dew, Doritos, airhorns, the wow guy, snoop dogg, and the phrases "rekt, "ROASTED", and "Sample Text".
by Lemon Fresh Bleach January 6, 2017
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sample in a jar

a wonderful song by a wonderful band called phish. You should hear this song, it is better than anything.
"I wheeled around because I didn't hear what you had said, and saw you dancing with Elihu, up on Leemor's bed. I was foggy rather groggy, you helped me to my car, the binding belt enclosing me, a sample in a jar"
by hottie April 16, 2005
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