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in season slut

girls that sleep with whoever is "in season", for example - girls who date around or sleep with whoever is on a sports team that is in season. just for attention.
Is that hoe sleeping with another sports team? What an in season slut.
by pinkcherriepie May 29, 2007
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Chinese Seasaw

Chinese Seasaw is the newest and coolest sexual game. It's when one guy is in front of the girl with his "" down her throat and the guy's friend is behind the girl with his "" inside her backside throat. The purpose of the game is to jam the penis into the respective opening thereby causing the other side's penis to fall off the ride. The great thing is that you can always get back on. The guy that finishes first loses the game. Chick always wins.
Dude..let's London Bridge it and Chinese Seasaw this chick!
by Da Man - Who Else April 6, 2009
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Jersey seashells

Plastic tampon applicators. Particularly the old pink Playtex brand. These non-biodegradeable goodies were particularly prolific along the Mid-Atlantic coast in the '80s and '90s. Fortunately, you don't see them as much today.
We don't go to that beach anymore, there are too many Jersey seashells in the sand.
by Fred Up July 20, 2008
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Seasoned

Everyone has got this word wrong, to be seasoned means you fucked up your brain so much on drugs that you can't do any of the old things that you used to be able to do and/or to have perntamently fucked yourself up to the point where you don't have an idea whats going on anymore
Jack: Hey why aren't you in college

Jim: I want to go to college but I am too seasoned man
by Mit da Shit December 22, 2008
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slime season

The part of the year when it's nice enough weather to be out robbing random people
by Anfrecords July 4, 2016
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Boyfriend Season

Usually around the end of fall/beginning of winter, when the weather starts to get cold and all the sluts can't be half naked anymore. So, they try and find a guy because of how desperate they are so all of their friends can be jealous and they can continue being a slut with their boyfriend. Then when spring and summer begins, they drop their boyfriends and become whores again.
It's boyfriend season, chu kn0w what that means ;)
by fckshtstck October 26, 2011
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SATS

Acronym for Socially Acceptable Tourette's Syndrome. A less recognized, but much more common variation of traditional Tourette's Syndrome. People who suffer from (/enjoy) SATS are prone to sudden, seemingly involuntary outbursts of excited profanity when suddenly excited or irritated. SATS episodes are almost always non-violent and the people having SATS don't have nervous tics or involuntary spasms, though occasional growling, laughing, or light screaming is not uncommon.
"Dude, what the fuck!? Why won't this assfaced-fucktarded piece-o-shit page muthafuckin up-fuckin-load?! ...grrrr.... fuckityfuckfuckfuck!" ~SATS
by Munky! January 13, 2009
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