Scooped; when you or another person gets cheated out of a favorable outcome that should have been a guarantee. You can also scoop others. I.e. request time off when you knew they wanted that day.
Tip: Yo, did you get a chance to snag some free Olive Garden?
Jak: Nah, I didn't get an email and now the foods gone. They Scooped me on that one.
Jak: Nah, I didn't get an email and now the foods gone. They Scooped me on that one.
by Scoopdiwhoop November 10, 2019

The expression commonly used for preying on obese, drunk women in a bar by giving them the male attention they so desperately crave and taking them home to nestle your penis amongst their flabby under-carriage.
by WhyleStyle October 30, 2007

When you and your friends all have sex back to back with one woman and see who's penis scoops semen out best by paternity testing the baby 9 months later.
by Thomas the tank conductor June 1, 2022

1. derogatory term for a man. Given for a lack of aptitude or competence in manliness. Symptoms can include muscular duchetrophy.
2. A scoop used for retrieving butter from a churn.
2. A scoop used for retrieving butter from a churn.
1. Bring a shovel, BUTTER SCOOPS! - short film, "Groove Fighters"
2. Don't forget to use the butter scoop to retrieve the butter from the churn.
2. Don't forget to use the butter scoop to retrieve the butter from the churn.
by nature's bandit November 9, 2007

The art of fishing ones own turd out of the bath whilst occupying it, then gently placing it in the toilet.
Ah ya know me Terry, didn't have time to take a shit then have a bath so I just shat in the bath and gave it the old Lancaster Scoop.
by Spartan2020 November 21, 2020

by spacebabes January 4, 2017

Zoop scooping is the art of a group of men ejaculating onto a hard surface and leaving it to dry. Once dry, rat poison is inserted into the pee hole in preparation for moisturizing the semen. Once pissed on, the men will scoop up the rat poison covered piss semen with their toes. All the men then suck each others toes with intent of consuming the piss poisoned semen. Zoop scooping can me used as a method of self-harm or suicide.
by Goonmonkeyheheheh October 17, 2024
