Someone who is adamant about giving their opinions and honesty. At the same time they refuse to take criticism and default to a defensive mentality when they’re challenged or given advice. Walking hypocrisy.
Example 1:
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now
Example 2:
Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now
Example 2:
Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus
by SpeakEENG May 03, 2021
In native El Salvador there is many diseases, one of which is the infamous Salvadoran screaming monkey flu. It is known to induce rampant seminal discharge and hormone difficulties, it is estimated that one out of 6 people catch it at some point in their lifetime
by Ayalanews89 August 31, 2019
Doing a lady from behind pulling out and ramming your Dick up her ass, while lunching her forward while simultaneously punching her in the kidneys.
by Ry of the guy April 17, 2023
Ladies, kiss him and pull his beard so he can't get away. With the other hand go for the bootie. When he screams thats pure gold!
We were making out until I gave him the screaming pirate.. Ive never heard a man squeal so delightfully!
by Muskymule August 12, 2022
A sexual act involving your cock, if you’re a dude, or a strap on, if you’re a chick, and a vibrator. You stick the vibrator up your girl's ass and fuck her doggystyle. As your dick (or strap on) goes in-and-out of her snatch, you use your stomach to move the vibrator out-and-into her anus at the same time. The variable motion of your cock (or strap on) and the vibrator going in-and-out of both holes resembles a couple of pistons. Hot to watch, fun to perform and, if done right, you’ll both end up screaming.
Jane cummed five times when Dick gave her The Screaming Pistons.
Those two lesbians are doing The Screaming Pistons.
The Screaming Pistons is like double penetration without the third person.
Those two lesbians are doing The Screaming Pistons.
The Screaming Pistons is like double penetration without the third person.
by SickMonkey669 January 02, 2011
Mr. Johnson is a scream in my elbow!
by Gutburger March 26, 2024