citizen science

A three-week, intensive introduction to the sciences for all first-year undergraduate students at Bard College.

Citizen Science sends students into a state of boredom that very easily leads to suicidal behavior.

by 69bridge January 9, 2011

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The Great Masters of Pubic Science

The company of The Great Masters of Pubic Science were founded by the two top managers, Freda Mason & Georgia Sofokleous. They're main work is to do anything that has stuff to do with pubescity and ask people about how hairy their "garden" is in their "magic kingdom" and also give awards to guys with the sexiest titties (who is now fired for a very important reason) and girls with the most penis-looking vaginas. Thanks to The Great Masters of Pubic Science, there are now special shampoos and conditioners specially made to keep your pubic hair healthy, damage-free and nice smelling, so your partner doesn't complain about your pubic hair smelling like your breath (in other words, like SHIT!). You can find our shampoos and conditioners anywhere in drugstores where they sell cocaine, roofies and flavored condoms. We hope you enjoy using our pubic cleaning products. Oh, and if you have the hairiest "garden" or the biggest guy nipples contact us. I'm not telling you how, just find a way. : Thank you.

Yesterday: I'VE JUST BEEN AWARDED THE KING OF SEXY TITTIES BY THE GREAT MASTERS OF PUBIC SCIENCE! :D
Today: Wtf?! I just got fired coz I showed my sexy titties to one of the managers and not the rest of the horny company. D:

by TheGreatMasterofPubicScience May 2, 2011

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Hitire Science fiction

A new type of science fiction whose main subject is about the hitire a type of sex slave that has evolved into a quasiprofession.It is about all the drama,lust and passion surrounding them.It is always set in the future and includes movies,novels and graphic novels ect and sometimes overlaps with other types of science fiction and porn ect.
The word hitire is pronounced hi-ti-re.

I like Hitire science fiction.

by The Fury 13 October 18, 2010

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Punk Science

Term used to describe the creative yet unrealistic science in many science fiction films, such as Timecop. This can involve altering history, or a person traveling back in time and touching their younger self, thereby destroying both the past and present versions of themselves because matter cannot occupy the same place at the same time.

Person 1: "Timecop is such a good movie!"

Person 2: "Yeah, it's good even though they use punk science to explain their time travel theories."

Person 1: "Punk science?"

Person 2: "Yeah, that movie is so full of scientific inconsistencies it isn't funny!"

Person 1: "It's still a good movie, though!"

Person 2: "Agreed!"

by Ace Corona May 14, 2011

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