Meat rudder

The practice of a woman peeing off the back of a moving boat. Vaginal lips providing a rudder like movement in the water.

She had the meat rudder out behind the boat

by Meanswsu August 30, 2025

rigor mortis rendevous

The act in which a male or female breaks into a morgue, places several dead bodies in sexual positions, then proceeds to masturbate to the sight.

"I'm on my way to a rigor mortis rendevous. Perhaps tonight my victims won't be so stiff."

by suki sapperstein December 28, 2007

Dick-A-Rounder

One who has no concept of time, takes their own time, while you wait on them.

We was late for the movie because brady is a Dick-A-Rounder!

by word0ninja August 27, 2013

the muddy rudder

Having your partner shit on your penis and then smacking them across the face repeatedly with it.

Sally and John did the muddy rudder last night.

by Nigger_lyncher_420 July 23, 2014

wireless dutch rudder

A dutch rudder has someone working the arm of your hand your spanking it with, difference is, the wireless version has the person on the other end of the phone is "talking you through it" instead of actually physically being there to do it with you.

Hey bro, 'ol girl worked me over with the wireless dutch rudder last night while we were texting, just as good as the physical version!

by K1974 May 4, 2018

Behind the scenes Dutch rudder

When your friend is doing someone Doggy style and you stand behind them naked and move their hips.

Man me and jimmy behind the scenes Dutch rudders her and she had no clue

by Mike Oxtasty May 1, 2020

The Hurst Rudder

The HurstThe Hurst Rudder. Getting a haircut while jerking off and someone grabs your elbow.

The Hurst Rudder. Getting a haircut while jerking off and someone grabs your elbow.

by Not hurst February 5, 2021