auditioning the finger puppets

To play with yourself, to jackoff, to peel chilis, to beat your meat, to wrestle with cyclops, to flog the dolphin, or to choke the chicken.

I always think of Jordan Capri when I am auditioning the finger puppets.

by niktheneytminder January 15, 2005

ello poppet

a term used to greet friends in a fun kind of way, using a funny canadian accent is fun too...
after a while people will start to copy you and you will have to stop saying for a while, then you can start saying it again after it isnt as...annoyingly repeative...

"ello poppet! 'ow are you?"

by Lizzy February 24, 2005

Finger Puppets

The mutual insertion of fingers into each others' asses and/or vaginas during foreplay.

My ass is a little sore, my girl and I played finger puppets last night.

by will143434 September 27, 2010

Ass Puppeteer

A person given the asinine task of teaching the stupid, unteachable persons of substandard intelligence.

The professor came back with the test, and the first words out of his mouth were, "boy, do I feel like an Ass Puppeteer in this class."

by ChessFella July 3, 2012

Poppet

Chiefly British, meaning a darling.

A small child, a doll, a puppet

" My little sugar coated thunder Poppet"

by MILF Hunter Semi-Retired July 30, 2009

Meat Puppets

An awesome punk-rock band that formed in the early eighties.

Current members include: (as of July 2011)

Curt Kirkwood - lead vocals, guitar
Cris Kirkwood - bass guitar, backing vocals
Shandom Sahm - drums

They influnced many other bands such as Nirvana, Soundgarden, and Pavement.

I love the Meat Puppets.

by JanitorWithAnAxe July 24, 2011

Sweater Puppets

breasts, boobies, mammary glands

That girl's sweater puppets are bouncin'.

by jiminycricket April 11, 2007