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premature tabulation

1. Accidentally pressing the space bar.

2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.

3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.
I committed premature tabulation when responding to my friend's facebook status by typing what I would really like to say but shouldn't and transmitted the unintended message by accidentally bumping the space bar.
by Bergen County Bombers April 2, 2011
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Prem

A really big faggot who only stares at men he wants to fuck
by Benitoisfat November 28, 2016
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pemp

A pemp is a another slang word for 'pimp' but in a more leet language.
"Wow look at that pemp, I bet his names Gbos <3<3<3"
by Matt July 23, 2004
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Prema-Jizz

The semen that comes out when you prematurely ejaculate
The Prema-Jizz got everywhere becuase i wasnt ready
by dickmonger March 4, 2009
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pemp

drinkin' liquids(preferably) from a bottle(preferably) bottom side UP(preferably)!! YEAH

often used at parties, but also for drinkin something in general.
the word is originally norwegian(pempe)
you're at party PEMPING beer! mmmm..
or, you're veery thirsty so you bought yourself some soda to pemp.

or you're meetin' a thirsty friend who stole your soda and you like "eeey maan, that's my soda yoour pempin'!!"
by maikyxyxy July 30, 2009
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premature farting

When somebody farts without even knowing it.
Tom: "Did you fart man?"
Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"
Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"
Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"
by Linus365 August 29, 2005
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Premade

A term used by Online Gamers always targeted at oneself meaning: 'To be premature', usually referring to premature ejaculation. Most often used in the game World of Warcraft
Rogue: "It's a premade."
Translation: "I feel so confident in our winning that I just came in my pants."
by Xenubuster October 12, 2008
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