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Sunday go to meetin 

Hey Leroy, go on and put your "Sunday go to meetin" clothes on, and go see yo baby mama.

porch-meetin' 

when the computer nerds in a house and their cat all yell IFIAR!!! (see IFIAR) and decide it is nice enough for all to go stand on the porch and drink slurpies'
IFIAR!!!!!! yelled the computer nerd. well all need a porch meeting. everyone get thier slurpie!!

Meeting Tourettes 

When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.
Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off
Meeting Tourettes by Teraknor January 27, 2014

Idol Meeting 

Used in japanese idols and vtuber communities as an euphemism for peeing
please wash your hands after going to an idol meeting
Idol Meeting by DKN2038 March 11, 2021

dick meeting 

A gathering in which one or more dicks are present.
Oy! Gingerballs! What... are you on your way to a... dick meeting?

Peak Meeting 

Peak meeting is the point in time when the maximum rate of attention extraction is reached, after which the rate of attention enters terminal decline.

Attention extraction rate is not proportionate to the volume of input over time at any one said meeting. If nothing of importance is said in the first 10 minutes commence Coffee Break.

Equation:

Length of Meeting = Rate of Novelty + Caffeine Level (-Sleep Deprivation Amount) ---> When it trends negative, all communication ceases. Standard Deviation for an expired meeting is about 10 minutes.
Employee 1: You cure can tell everyones attention span dropped 20 minutes into it the meeting.

Employee 2: Yeah the peak meeting was definitely 15 minutes.
Peak Meeting by 11237 January 15, 2012