meetin'

it's what you yankees call first base a "french kiss" , "snog" or even a neck

friend 1 : hey jay you meetin' steph tonight

jay:ooo yer

by riley O baby June 27, 2007

Sunday go to meetin

When you put on your clean britches.

Hey Leroy, go on and put your "Sunday go to meetin" clothes on, and go see yo baby mama.

by Kathleen Roquemore February 6, 2008

porch-meetin'

when the computer nerds in a house and their cat all yell IFIAR!!! (see IFIAR) and decide it is nice enough for all to go stand on the porch and drink slurpies'

IFIAR!!!!!! yelled the computer nerd. well all need a porch meeting. everyone get thier slurpie!!

by hellfish(the yellow dart)87gt April 10, 2003

Meeting Tourettes

When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.

Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off

by Teraknor January 27, 2014

Idol Meeting

Used in japanese idols and vtuber communities as an euphemism for peeing

please wash your hands after going to an idol meeting

by DKN2038 March 11, 2021

dick meeting

A gathering in which one or more dicks are present.

Oy! Gingerballs! What... are you on your way to a... dick meeting?

by AlistairSmithersbottom September 23, 2009

Peak Meeting

Peak meeting is the point in time when the maximum rate of attention extraction is reached, after which the rate of attention enters terminal decline.

Attention extraction rate is not proportionate to the volume of input over time at any one said meeting. If nothing of importance is said in the first 10 minutes commence Coffee Break.

Equation:

Length of Meeting = Rate of Novelty + Caffeine Level (-Sleep Deprivation Amount) ---> When it trends negative, all communication ceases. Standard Deviation for an expired meeting is about 10 minutes.

Employee 1: You cure can tell everyones attention span dropped 20 minutes into it the meeting.

Employee 2: Yeah the peak meeting was definitely 15 minutes.

by 11237 January 15, 2012