PreMac

The time period in wich you are about to eat a bowl of easy mac. Usually from waiting for the microwave to finish.

Have you eatin yet?

No, Im still in Premac.

by Wes Fletcher January 7, 2009

premature e-check-ulation

In chess, when a player checks the opposition without gaining any advantage do to a lack of foresight and/or planning.

Two moves in and you're already coming with the premature e-check-ulation?

by Johnny J. Rockability June 12, 2008

premature-eclickulation

To prematurely click your mouse button.

Oops! "I clicked too soon". Or one who has a problem with clicking the mouse button too soon.

In reference to: premature-ejackulation.

by Joel Osterman June 5, 2005

Perma-Lurk

A cop...or someone who always lurks.. mainly Texas cops

Awww fuck its the perma-lurks!!!

Son, what did you call me?
I called you a perma-lurk..all you do is lurk lurk lurk!

by Brittni W. November 8, 2006

Premature Padiddler

When one is playing the game Padiddle and believes they see a playable padiddle, and calls it out only to find that it was just a motorcycle or the car in front of another was covering one of the headlights.

Guy: Padiddle! Yeah take off that shirt girl!
Girl: That was a motorcycle you Premature Padiddler!

by Tet428 March 24, 2008

premajax

Verb. To prematurely ejaculate;
the act of prematurely ejaculating.

Noun. Semen, when premature ejaculation has occurred.

See: premature ejaculation; two pump jump; minute man.

Verb - The scene when he cries after he premajax is funny!

Noun - Wipe your premajax off me.

by Jason Sander January 26, 2009

premature etextulation

When you hit the send button on your phone in the middle of a text. You send your text prematurely and unfinished.

I was so nervous the I accidently hit the send button before I was finished with my text and had premature etextulation.

by SusieQRDH November 25, 2009