Taint Poke

When you rub the sweat off your taint, then sneek up behind someone, poke em in the eyes then rub your fingers all around their face.

Zagote: Ew man Bobakanush, just taint poked that chick right there.

Bobakanush: Hail To Taint Fingers

by Steve "Funky Dizzle" Shnooba March 2, 2009

shy pokies

Shy pokies refers to inverted nipples.

Clarissa didn't wear a bra today and everyone saw that she had shy pokies.

by Cranberry Bob November 30, 2019

Ohayo Pokko

The correct way to great a person. Particularly if said person is blonde and holds the Jaw Titan.

Pieck: “Ohayo Pokko!”
Pokko: “GWAH!”

by Ochako August 3, 2021

Gee Finger Poking

The process of modifying things to find out what they do without fully understanding the consequences of such actions. Driven by a strong sense of curiosity without a strong knowledge base. Usually performed by the most unqualified people in production environments. It can be as simple as flicking a switch, or performing computer modifications. Consequences are usually significant, such as lost revenue, or even the loss of life.

Richard to himself: "Gee... I wonder what this does.", while changing the port of a website.

Frank: Do you know why the site is down?
Tom: It looks like Richard was Gee Finger Poking in IIS again.

by Drew11766 September 5, 2008

pokemanz

The proper pronunciation of "pokemon" if you happen to be Bill Cosby.

Pokemanz? What the hell is a Pokeman? *grumble grumble*

by tricky mcdickster January 14, 2009

poke war

A grueling battle of wits and stamina. Opponents often develop 'poke-vision', ignoring important events and needs such as eating, sleeping, and writing PhD proposals.

Steve was locked in a poke war with Kate. He knew dinner was ready, but every time he went to leave the computer, that little red flag would pop up again and he'd have to poke back.

by Ilikecats456 March 21, 2012

Poking Stick

Any old stick found near a campsite used to poke the fire with. Hours of male entertainment.

thash ookay hunny, yoush go to shleep. Iii'm gonna poke th' fire a bit more... whersh my poking stick?

by Bollocks March 4, 2005