Bollocks's definitions

plagentanated

a way to describe how someone speaks in the best possible way ever

* does a david attenbwisui impression * i can’t spell sorry

“wow that sounded so plagentanated”

by bollocks January 12, 2022

Poking Stick

Any old stick found near a campsite used to poke the fire with. Hours of male entertainment.

thash ookay hunny, yoush go to shleep. Iii'm gonna poke th' fire a bit more... whersh my poking stick?

by Bollocks March 4, 2005

ETA

an abbreviation of "Edited to Add," frequently used by bloggers.

ETA: It's true! He totally LOVED my panties.

by bollocks June 25, 2004

bt

English Telecomms company that have let the UK lag severly behind in terms of internet access due to there lack of foresight and crappy service.

Because of BT, a lot of the UK is still on 56k dialup, cos they havent installed ADSL in a lot of places

by bollocks January 12, 2004