phone-boner

1. The figurative erection that one gets when they see a new model of cell-phone that they want. This is usually accompanied feelings of pseudo-sexual arousal.

2. The literal 'bulge' that one gets in ones pants from carrying a cell phone in the front pocket of ones jeans. It was more prevalent 5 to 10 years ago because of the large heavy cell phones of the time.

1. Suzanne: "Oh my god that phone is sooo fucking hot.. I want it so bad!...
Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone boner on that bitch!"

2: Suzanne " Ok, see you later guys...(puts cell phone in front pocket)"
Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone-boner on that bitch!"

by squinty-mcgee December 19, 2007

Bia Phone

1.) An incompetant young man who has problems growing, due to his lack of muscle mass and testosterone.
2.) An incompetant young man who takes sexual gratification from ditching one's friends on a regular and daily basis.
3.) An incompetant small creature who has an unhealthy obsession with his unattractive and unappleaing body features (ed. Note; he believes himself to look like Brad Pitt AND Tom Cruise, when in reality appears more like Gollum from LOTR).
4.) An incompetant young man who has a penchant for stealing mischievous children, taking them to his mountain cave, and sexually molesting them before their eventual consumption by the Bia Phone. (See "Bodash".)
5.) Any communication devise used by the Bia Phone himself.
6.) Root: "Bia"; slang for "bitch" and "Phone"; slang for "ditching someone with incoherent ramblings", thus-- an ignorant bitch who ditches his friends using low-browed expressions and incoherent thoughts.

See Related Words: fuck-pouch, cock-stain, shit-smear, fuck, Bodash, fuck-stain, shit-ass, slap-stain.

Brandon P. Cox is THE Bia Phone.

Brandon, you're such a Bia Phone. I caught you molesting a child last night and then you ate it to get rid of the evidence.

Bia Phone! Bia Phone! Oh hi, Young Man.

(As a cry for help): "The Phone! The PHONE!"

by The Franchise February 28, 2005

Bone phone

A secret phone, typically a cheap prepaid one, used in a clandestine manner away from one's SO for the sole purpose of arranging booty calls from someone other than the SO. The purpose of the bone phone is to avoid detection from the SO looking at your phone bill.

Dave: Is that Lloyd's new phone? What a loser -- why didn't he get an iPhone instead of that cheap piece of shit?

Robert: He has an iPhone...that's just his bone phone. I think he's talking to your mom

by Dick Z. Normuss July 2, 2009

Phonesnap

When you and a friend are within earshot of each other and text each other but one or both of your phones are on silent you say phonesnap loud enough that they hear you and check their phone. word taken from the snap heard when you close your phone.

During study hall you and (enter generic name) are are few feet away from each other. while you are talking to (enter second generic name) first generic name says phonesnap you check your phone and reply to the text.

by Theresavisineforthat963 December 18, 2008

phone ditch

When you tell someone that you will call them back and then don't.

Hey! You phone ditched me! Why didn't you call me back?/

by NickNineteenNinety February 23, 2010

Phoneilingus

A phone conversation between a man and a woman (or two women) where the conversation is so pleasurable to the woman caller that she nears orgasm.

Last night Candice and I had some sensual phoneilingus. She was so pleased with our conversation that she literally exploded through the phone.

by Tiny Bubblez June 11, 2010

phone-ee

the asshole bitches texting on their phones that bump strait into you on the crowded city street,with that dumb look on their face "where'd you come from" and chances are they aren't even texting for real..just afraid to make eye contact with other earthlings

the asshole bitches texting on their phones that bump strait into you on the crowded city street,with that dumb look on their face "where'd you come from"

ugghhh...another goddamn phone-ee

by roman-horse June 20, 2010