by peniiiisssss January 7, 2011
1. The male reproductive/sexual organ that is meant to be inserted into the female reproductive/sexual organ during a marriage between the two performing the act called sexual intercourse, which was created for pleasure and procreation. Pleasure is possible when the nerve in the penis is touched, which sends a very positive and pleasurable signal to the brain. The nerve can be touched in masturbation or sexual intercourse. Undergoes erection, allowing for sexual intercourse, when exposed to the promise of sex, (sadly) masturbation, or explicit pictures or happenings. Will excrete sperm when used in sexual intercourse, and will urinate when excessive fluids are consumed or when the liver needs to rid the body of harmful liquids.
Not at all meant to be used to masturbate, but is nonetheless done so anyway.
2. A term used excessively and inappropriately on this website, particularly this definition.
Not at all meant to be used to masturbate, but is nonetheless done so anyway.
2. A term used excessively and inappropriately on this website, particularly this definition.
Penis is a term which many people feel uncomfortable speeking of because it is used so inappropriately.
by Phrigajiblenoghip May 22, 2004
if you're a gay or bi guy...there's one between your legs, and another either in your mouth or in your ass!
by I.S. Uck June 5, 2009
An adjective pertaining to the anarchist punk/goth band Rudimentray Peni. Usually insane, terrifying, or in some way akin to a mental illness.
by closet punk May 22, 2005
a stick that are on men and that girls usually suck on when trying to have a baby.when gets exited white salty creamy and sticky stuff shoots out.has a sack hanging down from it with 2 round small balls called "balls".also when gets exited gets bigger cause blood from your head goes down into the penis.to get it exicted just simply rub on it,have someone suck on it,suck on it yourself or just fuck with another girl.
by fjdhaidghui July 24, 2006
by felixio November 23, 2004
the nicest thing ever... best huge and hard. other words for penis - dickcock boner ect ect. use during sex. gets ramed up a girls hole until it feels good then she moans to im so much for more. men enjoy it when it is licked and rubbed and sucked.
Woman - oh baby i love the feeling of your hard, erect penis inside my soft, wet vagina.
Man - yeah, last night was fun. if you want that to happen ever again you better kneel down on the floor and give me the best and longest blow job ever while i watch the football.
Man - yeah, last night was fun. if you want that to happen ever again you better kneel down on the floor and give me the best and longest blow job ever while i watch the football.
by horney May 5, 2007