Paper Penguin

Verb: The act of waddling to another room with your pants around your ankles to get more toilet paper, because the roll is out, but you have already shit.

"Damnit Nate, you used all the T.P. and I had to paper penguin all the way downstairs"!

by John Jhonny Johnstone January 21, 2018

Stoner Penguin

Strangers who flock to single person, or group of people, with the hopes of being able to take a hit of their joint.

...As soon as I lit my joint in the smoking area, two Stoner Penguins came waddling over and asked to join our circle...

by Beautiful-Rock September 18, 2018

lesbian penguin

A female penguin who fucks other female penguin same as a human lesbian technically

Male penguin : hey you see that hot penguin over there
friend of male penguin: wait dude that's a lesbian penguin
Male penguin: fuck

by Poatatoman69 December 22, 2019

lesbian penguin

A female penguin who is a lesbian so it fucks other female penguins so it's kinda like a human lesbian

Male penguin:woah look at that penguin she's hot

Friend of male penguin:don't dude that's a lesbian penguin

Male penguin:FUCK

by Poatatoman69 December 22, 2019

Kevin Penguin

A Kevin Penguin is a type of Animal. He likes to play CSGO, Fortnite, Minecraft and Terraria on the weekends. He doesn't like it when people call him trash because he has anger issues. Often sleeps with his brother. Known to be gay he sneaks around girls and charming them making them fall in love with him. A Kevin penguin isn't a fun guy to be around. He often attacks people around him by Dong Chiming his friends or commonly known as Thousand years of Death. Overall a Kevin Penguin likes to play games and is a pervert.

"Kevin Penguin is trash at fortni......."

by US Gouverment May 31, 2020

club penguin sex

A genre of porn that is esteemed by critics (AKA the highly experienced Peternity discord server)

Hey dude I just finished watching a movie with my parents and grandparents!

What did you watch?

club penguin sex!

by TheRadRabbidRabbit July 9, 2021

flying penguin

Similar to ski poling by a girl, but a guy sitting between 2 girls and fingering them backhanded. Hands and arms flailing away like a penguin flapping his wings, trying to fly.

Tom was sitting between these two girls on the couch, looking like a flying penguin, with his hands between their legs hammering away.

by QQQQ55 February 10, 2022