parker

Parker’s are girls dream guys! He can usually get any girl he wants! He can be a fucking lit af guy and if someone punched you and he is your friend he will knock there ass out cold! They are great boyfriends and are great in bed! There dicks are huge and you would have to be a daredevil to take it on! In conclusion parker’s are great

“Here how that girl died? Heard it was cause of parker’s cock”
“I’m dating parker!! The fuck I want to”

by ☠️ April 26, 2019

Parker

He makes trashy youtube videos, SUB BTW

name :
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yes no maybe probably not Parker sucks btw but sub plz yer boi needs it

by JaKiT0 not jakito January 05, 2020

Parker

just a nigga with a rocket launcher

parker

by dumbassjames November 03, 2021

PARKER

Has a beer billy and is a fat lard who also drinks coke and eats mickeys every day.

OOO look there is a parker

by maiovhjzsdwf February 14, 2022

Parker

To excitedly chug an alcoholic drink holding it with both hands; inspired by the two year old Parker chugging and yelling “MORE MILKKKKKK!!!”

“Next shot!! You still have in your cup?!! Come on, Parker it!”

by December 06, 2020

Parker

Parkers are usually very open with their feelings towards others, even if he doesn’t know them well. Parker is a generally funny guy and tries to make the best out of any situation. Parkers are very confident in themselves and always strives to be his best self. When Parkers fall for a girl, they fall HARD. Parkers are very loyal to their girlfriend and if you happen to have a Parker as your boyfriend, DONT LOSE HIM!

Damn Parker is so confident in himself. How did I get so lucky?

by Maddie1833 October 21, 2019

Parker

The sexiest white boy of all time.

Parker is such a sexy white boy

by ooohhhhhhhhhyeah69 December 11, 2018