Parker

Parker is a terrible person that is a man ho and try’s to cheat on u with ur best friend but they reject him because he is super ugly ,has a dry personality, and oh yeah is dating ur friend

Girls friend:adds Parker on sc

Parker: is dating girl
Parker:hits on girls friend
Girl:breaks up with him
Parker: wonders why she left him

by Fuck parker May 9, 2019

Parker French

He is omega hot 🥵 makes my mouth water on a daily basis. Makes the bed fun but also wet, sometimes it’s annoying. He is a player and always looks down at the right moment.🥵 what a bae!! I would def rate 10/10.

This is so Parker French.

by Parker French May 18, 2019

parker french

What a hottie! I would 100% make love with this guy, he has a nice booty and body with a beautiful face. I call him the 15 foot destroyer and the makes my mouth water on a daily basis. On the bus he makes me harder than a gay man seeing James Charles. Goddam this boi is THICC he deserves 69 c’s for his hotness level from 0-1000000000. When rating this boi I give it a 100000000000000000000.

This is super parker french of you

by Parker French May 18, 2019

parker

parker is the best girl ever she is so thicc and full of life

did you see parker?
yeah shes a 10/10

by eshaysbrother101 May 23, 2019

Parker

Parker, the cutest bean. It’s on urban dictionary now it’s a fact

“Parker, wow, look how freaking amazing you look. You outfit is on point, and that hair swoop.. plan me a funeral right now”

by Jackiemackiecrack May 24, 2019

Mitchell-Parker

A stupid hoe. Fucks herself to sleep in her $.99 clearence house head lookin ass

Damn look at that hoe, she reminds me of Mitchell-Parker

by HeheheheHEhehHEehheHEEHh May 30, 2019

Parker

Parker’s are really funny and really really popular. They’re really pretty and everyone loves her. She is a really good person and a literal goddess of everything. Not only funny but super smart and good at sports.

Anyone: who’s that person they look so cool
Another person: that’s just Parker

by Eldood May 30, 2019