Panda

Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, Shoots and Leaves.

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, draws a gun, fires two shots in the air, and leaves.

by Lynne Truss February 22, 2011

Panda

A black and white. A slang term for a police car or police officer.

Hide your stash, a panda is making the block

by kbez June 5, 2016

Filthy Panda

After engaging in Anal Intercourse and ejaculating, a male rubs his shitty, dripping cock across a females eyes..

I totally pulled out gave that bitch a filthy panda right in the face.

by Hunty14 January 7, 2011

PandaCon

The most awesome LAN party in North Carolina! It's huge, man! You should come.

NEW! PANDA LUBRICATION CREAM!
Testimonial: "Wow! The panda has passed from my anus!"

It can be yours for the low, low price of only $39.95!

by The PandaCon Network Pimp May 24, 2004

Pandangle

to hang your legs over a parking garage wall, and watch traffic

Well why don't you just pandangle your legs over that wall and relax.

by Taitertot February 26, 2009

Pandame

the state of being intoxicated to a marijuana-laced level of incomprehensibility and inter-dimensional philosophical babble.

"If I could read you my life, I would be really good at art."

"Like I wish I could just project my brain into somebody that's good at art, and they could just DRAW that!"

-- "Dude...you're pandame as hell right now!"

"DUDE!"

-- "Yeah...."

by ElDuderino November 2, 2012

Panda-traffic

A grouping of vehicles (usually driving on a motorway) that has become 'stuck' precisely at the speed limit due to the presence of a police car travelling on the same road.

Whilst stuck in Panda-traffic, motorists' behaviour changes significantly, mainly due to temporarily no longer being able to break the speed limit. Motorists also become stuck in their lanes and generally behave more courteously compared with 'normal' traffic conditions (ie no police companion).

Journeys that incorporate a Panda-traffic encounter usually last significantly longer than they otherwise would.

Once the Police car has exited the motorway, normal driving conditions resume immediately.

"Sorry I'm late. I would have been here two hours ago but got stuck in Panda-traffic on the M1"

by Merchantmoo January 16, 2014