Person 1: "Hey did you hear about that guy that got arrested for planking on a police car?"
Person 2: "Well it was his fault. He was trying to do a plank that had already been done."
Person 2: "Well it was his fault. He was trying to do a plank that had already been done."
by Woody A. June 9, 2011
Get the Planking mug.The act of laying face down, horizontally across an object whilst being photographed.
This trend exploded in Australia in May, 2011, gaining the attention of media the world over.
This trend exploded in Australia in May, 2011, gaining the attention of media the world over.
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to lay face down flat with nose on ground and arms by your side to resemble a plank of wood. Not to be confused with a suprised planker or an hopeful homo planker. Extreme planking is the performance of planking in a dangerous or illegal place i.e on a police car or sign or high ledge.
To perform a suprised planker simply sneak up on a planking person and jam/stick any number of fingers into their asshole.
A hopeful homo planker is one who planks in the hope of becoming a surpised planker i.e lays down to plank well knowing and hoping to have fingers pushed against their asshole.
To perform a suprised planker simply sneak up on a planking person and jam/stick any number of fingers into their asshole.
A hopeful homo planker is one who planks in the hope of becoming a surpised planker i.e lays down to plank well knowing and hoping to have fingers pushed against their asshole.
Guy 1; why is that guy lying face down
Guy 2; he is performing the art of planking
example 2;
Guy1; man that guy is lying on a police car
Guy2; yea he an extreme planker
Guy 2; he is performing the art of planking
example 2;
Guy1; man that guy is lying on a police car
Guy2; yea he an extreme planker
by aidanb77 June 19, 2011
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desribes a state where plink has been achieved by a person or action often following self-gratification.
desribes a state where plink has been achieved by a person or action often following self-gratification.
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Get the Plonker mug.Intended as an insult, used to describe a person who might be slightly stupid/dim. Irish slang for 'moron'
Person1: Hi... This... is... my... first... time...in... Japan... How... are... you... all...?
Person2: Ya plank, most of the people here speak English!
Person2: Ya plank, most of the people here speak English!
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