intimidation plateau

A term used in certain sports that involve intimidation. When you have 2 intimidating people, you don't put them one right after the other. That would be a mountain. If you spread out the intimidating people, you make a plateau. This is to ensure that throughout the whole game there will always be an intimidating person to come.

Big Intimidating Guy 1: Are you going to bat after me in this inning?
Big Intimidating Guy 2: No, we need an intimidation plateau.
Big Intimidating Guy 1: A what?
Big Intimidating Guy 2: An intimidation plateau.
Big Intimidating Guy 1: Ok.

by MarrBond November 9, 2006

chrome plated polack

someone of Lithuanian descent.

"I'll never understand why Janey married that chrome plated polack!"

by corncobbutthole September 30, 2009

Tap the plate

The act of slapping one's erect penis on an eager, wet vagina before sinking it.

I tried to tap the plate before playing hide the salami with your mom, but her puss was so sloppy that it splashed us both.

by Milky Lickin Bob October 19, 2008

Plate

Overall if a girl is flat; she could be flat chested or she could have a flat ass.

Front Plate - Flat Chested

Back Plate - Flat Ass

"the new girl is such a plate"

"the new girl is front plate"

"the new girl is back plate"

by Reider (helped no) February 20, 2014

dinner plate

Any object which could be used to shit on and then eat off of. (actual plate, bed, carpet, etc.)

Marc, "Hey Jared! I just prepared a feast for you on your dinner plate. ENJOY! :)"

Jared, (while eating the shit off of his bed,) "Mmm! Thank you so much, Marc! This is so delicious!"

by Biggest May 25, 2006

L-plate

L-plates are square signs with a red "L" at the center. They are placed on cars in Britain to show that the person driving is inexperienced (the "L" is short for "learner"). People also jokingly attach these signs to their clothing before they get married, to show that they are beginners in marriage

Yesterday I got my driver's license but I'm not a good driver. Can't you see my L-plate on my car?

Just the fact that I don't blame myself I'll wear a L-plate on my suit so the people know that I'm inexperienced.

by AndyR February 22, 2005

plateau

the act of drinking to the point of getting fucked up but not vomiting.

Last night I meant to plateau but I ended up bell curving that shit.

by cariboulou2013 October 27, 2009